The Bare Minimum

The Bare Minimum

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$16.00 USD
$16.00 USD
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The Bare Minimum
The Bare Minimum

The Bare Minimum

Salted Caramels with Smoked Sea Salt

A completely naked, slow-cooked salted caramel. No chocolate veneer, no fancy toppings, no unnecessary layers. Just high-performance butter, sugar, and a heavy dose of integrity.

Let’s be entirely honest—most things labeled "the bare minimum" are deeply disappointing. Your last date, your internet provider, the standard warranty on builder-grade furniture... the list goes on. But we’re rewriting the code.

We stripped this recipe down to the naked truth. No coatings, no distraction. It’s the skinny dip of the confectionery world—just pure, gooey, decadent luxury going completely commando. We test our recipes for structural integrity the way I used to spec commercial furniture: if it can't stand beautifully on its own merits without a bunch of superficial fluff to hide the flaws, it doesn't leave the house.

This is high-design flavor for people with zero tolerance for mediocrity. If the humans in your life are currently underperforming, consider this your palate cleanser. Raise your standards, lower your inhibitions, and buy the box. 🕊️
$16.00 USD
$16.00 USD

Note: Shipping only to South Carolina addresses.

PROCESSED AND PREPARED BY A HOME-BASED FOOD PRODUCTION OPERATION THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO SOUTH CAROLINA'S FOOD SAFETY REGULATIONS.

SC DHEC #: zz000962 | IRMO, SOUTH CAROLINA

Ingredients

Pure Cane Sugar, Light Corn Syrup, Creamery Butter, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Dark Brown Sugar, Hardwood Smoked Sea Salt, Pure Vanilla Bean Paste.
Allergens
  • Milk
Collage of images including a field with cows, caramel on a wooden board, fabric swatches, a photo of people by a river, and metal hardware.

"Finally, a bare minimum that won't text you at 2 AM."

-Izzi

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Listen, anyone can bake a sweet in a suburban kitchen, but you can’t manufacture the grit it takes to make a caramel this good. We’re just heading back to the dirt that raised us, one square at a time.

Frequently asked questions

What is Marshmallow Release?

Marshmallow release is our secret recipe of shortening, cocoa butter, and dusting powders blended into a super smooth paste. We use a thin coating of this silky spread on our marshmallow molds to keep things just a bit less sticky.

Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are manufactured in SC. All of our confections are made in our Irmo Studio and our Artisan in Residence collections are cut, milled, and crafted in our Lowcountry studio.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.